December 2011
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ANTH220
D: I wanna flake you off till you're an Oldowan tool.
M: Is that a core tool carved by the Acheulian Technique or are you just happy to see me?
D: Is that my Mousterian Technique showing? Damn.
M: I'd like to foramen magnum you all night long.
D: I want to lose my mitochondrial DNA with you.
M: I'd like to bend you over and show you the six species model.
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Melt My Heart To Stone - Adele
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Bolt
M: Why is it that I always meet the hottest guys on public transportation? Harry Shum-esque is on my bus.
D: Molest him. Do it. Nothing to lose.
M: I looked at him suggestively and then pointedly at the empty seat next to me. He proceeded to the seat next to the bathroom. IDK what this means.
D: He has irritable bowel syndrome and was saving you from having to listen to him fart for four hours.
M: Yeah, that's what I thought.
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munarloth asked: there's a problem in your 'roommate is' post, in that I don't think I've ever seen you at 8 am.
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Just signed up for about five paid psych studies. Gotta pay for the Bahamas somehow…
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Roommates are...
People who know what you look like at 8AM on a Monday.