February 2012
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Okay, you’re an atheist, we get it. We know you don’t believe in organized religion but that in no way shape or form elevates you onto a higher plane than those that do. People of certain religions are not representative of everything that religion stands for. Case in point: While the Catholic church does not condone the use of contraceptives, 90% of Catholics do use it.
So you...
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Star Wars and Begels
C: Having that bagel you brought me now. So thank you!
M: ...it's probably a rock at this point. Ruined the most delicious bagel in the world. Fun killer indeed.
C: Nah man. Refrigerated that shit hardcore. Hitting the goddamn spot right now.
M: You don't refrigerate a Baldwin bagel. Much to learn you still have, my young Padawan.
C: It was still good. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
M: No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no refrigerate.
C: I concede based on the awesomeness of that last text.
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Oh What A Day - Ingrid Michaelson
I could start...
“I want to know you moved and breathed in the same world with me.”
– F.Scott Fitzgerald (via thenocturnals, misswallflower) (via ahhduckies)
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264 Days
…until November 6. Election Day (and my birthday!)
Cannot wait to start campaigning.
Change is not over yet.
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Island Time
“The minute you set foot in the Bahamas, you take your watch and you put it in your pocket.”
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509 South: NYU Considers Removing Meat From Every... →
509south:
by Aristotelis Orginos
New York, NY—In an effort to be more “vegetarian and vegan friendly,” NYU announced plans to remove meat entirely from every menu in every dining hall on campus.
The plan is being hailed by most white students at NYU as “totally, you know, the right thing to do, man.”
Some changes that will be made include the replacing of all burgers with veggie burgers,...
January 2012
10 posts
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Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow - Amy Winehouse
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December 2011
11 posts
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ANTH220
D: I wanna flake you off till you're an Oldowan tool.
M: Is that a core tool carved by the Acheulian Technique or are you just happy to see me?
D: Is that my Mousterian Technique showing? Damn.
M: I'd like to foramen magnum you all night long.
D: I want to lose my mitochondrial DNA with you.
M: I'd like to bend you over and show you the six species model.
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Melt My Heart To Stone - Adele
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Bolt
M: Why is it that I always meet the hottest guys on public transportation? Harry Shum-esque is on my bus.
D: Molest him. Do it. Nothing to lose.
M: I looked at him suggestively and then pointedly at the empty seat next to me. He proceeded to the seat next to the bathroom. IDK what this means.
D: He has irritable bowel syndrome and was saving you from having to listen to him fart for four hours.
M: Yeah, that's what I thought.
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munarloth asked: there's a problem in your 'roommate is' post, in that I don't think I've ever seen you at 8 am.
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Just signed up for about five paid psych studies. Gotta pay for the Bahamas somehow…
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Roommates are...
People who know what you look like at 8AM on a Monday.
November 2011
19 posts
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We Are Young - Fun Ft. Janelle Monae
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“A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the...”
– Buddha
It’s been a while since I’ve thought about Peace Corps, but I saw an article in the Diamondback the other day and it’s been swirling around in my thoughts ever since. I’ve always been super involved in service related activities but Peace Corps is the mother of all...
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Tuesday nights in the study room
A: "I hate the Christmas season without a man."
D+M: "We've been doing that for 18 years strong."
A: "But you don't understand, Christmas with a boyfriend is like Christmas times ten."
D: "Pie does that for me."
M: "Pie does things for me a man can never do."
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Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright
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The satisfaction I get from guessing a word correctly on Hanging With Friends is borderline manic obsessive.
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My dad recently bought an iPhone 4 for his birthday and I’ve been helping him set it up. Every few minutes, he comes into my room and asks me question.
The teacher finally becomes the student.
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